I found this fancy vehicle sitting unattended, so I took off driving the puppy like a crazy person. But I don’t know the first thing about the internal workings of the beast.
The tank stays full, which is a total mystery after many miles. I do know where the dashboard is located. I can easily turn the key where it says Create a New Post. The machine fires right up, and it steers good, and pretty much on it’s own, it seems.
But I see extra slots and plugs that leave me befuddled. And I know my history -- stick something in there, bud, and watch sparks fly. If you live.
I cannot locate the odometer, nor a device to count or weigh any sort of cargo. I don’t know exactly where the headlights are either, so I drive in the dark a lot, and pray. I tried stopping by a sign painters once, but the brakes failed to work (hello and so long, simple sign man).
Oh, well. No worries. I do have a little paint and a few extra brushes I keep in the trunk. Let people ogle while I work it out; I don’t care: