Location: marengo, il, United States

Saturday, January 22, 2005


I found this fancy vehicle sitting unattended, so I took off driving the puppy like a crazy person. But I don’t know the first thing about the internal workings of the beast.

The tank stays full, which is a total mystery after many miles. I do know where the dashboard is located. I can easily turn the key where it says Create a New Post. The machine fires right up, and it steers good, and pretty much on it’s own, it seems.

But I see extra slots and plugs that leave me befuddled. And I know my history -- stick something in there, bud, and watch sparks fly. If you live.

I cannot locate the odometer, nor a device to count or weigh any sort of cargo. I don’t know exactly where the headlights are either, so I drive in the dark a lot, and pray. I tried stopping by a sign painters once, but the brakes failed to work (hello and so long, simple sign man).

Oh, well. No worries. I do have a little paint and a few extra brushes I keep in the trunk. Let people ogle while I work it out; I don’t care:

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Blogger Gone Away said...

Don't be giving away all your secrets now, Harry ;)

6:14 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

Yo. "It" fixed itself. I must be losing me frikkin mind.

Gee, Gone. What secrets?

6:19 PM  
Blogger Gone Away said...

Uh oh. Sounds like you've got none left...

7:25 PM  
Blogger PiggyCanHack said...

Harry is a great guy. Helped me with my blog since the begining. Go Harry!

3:09 AM  
Blogger Gone Away said...

Agreed totally, Piggy. Harry for President!

9:43 AM  
Blogger Hannah said...


10:39 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Alas; if only I were a native Blogadadian. But we thank you for your support.

4:03 PM  
Blogger Gone Away said...

And we insist you wear it, Harry (the support, that is) :D

5:03 PM  
Blogger bumpy_beth said...

Hey now, i have a blog too!!! Not that its near as nice as yours and Gone's blog. But hey, it is there,

10:42 AM  
Blogger Gone Away said...

Oooh, a hit counter! ;)

12:58 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

Indeed you do, Beth, and I saw it several times as I went flying by and pumping the brakes. Put out a pot of coffee...I think that affects the steering actions of this wild beast.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

Fancy, eh Gone? I am thinking of cutting the top off...maybe this spring.

1:37 PM  

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