Old Man (Rapping) on the Back Porch
I got the oven lit up I'm waiting in the next room
All I’m hoping now is that I don’t hear a sudden boom
I do not want to leave here on a cloud like a mushroom
I really want to stay away from that kind of dread doom
Hot pizza yes; explosion, hell no!
One does not sound like a happy way to go
posted by Harry | 6:20 PM
6 Comments:
Nice Rap Harry...if your oven explodes trying to make a pizza either you got one hell of a preheater on that thing or you should not get the damaged box sale at Lowes.
I just worry too much, Janus. :D
Ok.now you are into rappin....dang what is it gonna be next?
I might go hunting grammaws next.
He He He....you sho better be careful wit dem lil ole Grammas....they tend to get mean the older they get.....
If your oven explodes while you're heating pizza
At least you'll be heading for la dolce vita!
(which is Italian for "the sweet life" - "Pizza" is also Italian and means "cheese on toast")
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