Location: marengo, il, United States

Sunday, November 05, 2006

My Red Pajamas

I had a dream
A lousy dream
I went to school dressed up in
Red pajamas

All the little girls
And every boy
Stood laughing in the hall yelling
Red pajamas

The teachers and my coach
They all choked
And they fell upon the floor laughing
Red pajamas

I thought it couldn’t get much
Worse until I saw
Out from the corner of
My one good working eye
Tromping like a soldier screaming
Why? Why? Why? Why?

It was m-my m-momma


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this how that fictional,Coca-Cola Icon,Santa Claus, got started?

4:06 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

No. That was Thomas Nast.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, wait a minute, i know who it was..Pappy Yokum BEFORE He learned He could say'I have spoken!'

4:12 PM  
Blogger Harry said...


4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LoL...Better than the Emperor and His New Clothes

4:37 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

Anon, I have tried being patient with you up to this point, but you are now begining to irritate me with your nonsensical ramblings. Any more posts by you will be happily deleted on this end.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Ned said...

I never had one of those going-to-school-in-my-underwear type dreams.

But I used to dream that I had already got up and dressed and gone to school which made me feel very secure about sleeping through the alarm.

9:30 PM  
Blogger James said...

glad to see someone getting in trouble besides myself.

HAT are you being for real?

Why not just turn off the option of anonymous posters?

9:32 PM  
Blogger Janus Torrell said...

red pajamas and mom showing up is pretty frightening, I used to have the dream where I am in grade school and it was the G.I. Joe Boxer shorts.

It's wierd but I recently had a nightmare about school even though I have been out for over a decade. I keep showing up to class and the bell rings for the next one and I just run everywhere without getting things done.

Class Reunion invitation+ Wedding anxiety? Who knows. Great verses though.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, i will happily cease and desist of my own will,O-One Who-Lacks-Humor.You now are a possessor of a new Indian name and i will be sorely missed.After all, it IS your blog.See ya, Way, Ev...Or not.

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, I apologise

1:35 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Fine; I accept.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Ned said...

Hey, is this sung to the tune of "My Sharona"?

2:09 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

Yes maam, it is. (finally, someone got it)

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Ned said...

Now we got Weird Hal?

Very well done, btw. It called to me.

4:27 AM  
Blogger Gone Away said...

Walks off, shaking head. Americanos, will I ever understand them...? (and who was Thomas Nast anyway?)

4:37 AM  
Blogger Janus Torrell said...

Gone, he was a cartoonist who designed the elephant and donkey symbols for the American political parties, he did political cartoons to fight the corrupt city organizations in New York city (Boss Tweed actually offered him a bribe to stop making cartoons about him, because they were so damaging) and he is the person that designed the popular Santa Claus image that we see in decorations, shopping malls, and post cards to this day.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Gone Away said...

I live and learn. :D

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doug SEZ:
I don't remember any red pajamas ... I must have been at home sick that day! I have to admit I can imagine you falling out for inspection like that though ... gutzy ... that's Sgt. Harry

12:01 PM  

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